This is the Big Ten Network's latest promo commercial, featuring all 11 coaches of the league.
Watch it and tell me if Paterno doesn't creep the Holy Bejeezus out of you;
I honestly think he did push a loaf out during that last line. Or, at his age, maybe I should just say "lose the ability to keep a loaf inside"
Someday I'll have to post the video from the 2006 game where Paterno actually DID make a boom-boom in his pants. He went racing off the field unexplained during the first half, and returned later in the game wearing different colored trou. You make the call.